{"product_id":"blood-stereo-hair-treasure-split-lp","title":"Blood Stereo\/Hair \u0026 Treasure - Split Lp (Vinyl)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBlood Stereo\/Hair \u0026amp; Treasure - Split Lp\u003c\/em\u003e brings together avant-garde innovators Blood Stereo and Hair \u0026amp; Treasure for a bold sonic exploration at the edge of rock and experimental sound. Blood Stereo, known for their immersive and unconventional approach, join forces with Hair \u0026amp; Treasure to create an unpredictable journey for listeners who thrive on the unconventional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis collaboration captures a moment where genre boundaries dissolve, focusing on atmosphere, texture, and creative partnership. An essential listen for those drawn to artists working outside the mainstream, \u003cem\u003eBlood Stereo\/Hair \u0026amp; Treasure - Split Lp\u003c\/em\u003e offers a unique window into the vibrant underground scene of 2016.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(209, 72, 65);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandling Time Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e ** Please allow an additional 4-5 business days for this item's shipment. **\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormat: Vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabel: Not On Label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenre: Rock, Non-Music\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelease Date: 10\/08\/2024\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemember, for our lowest prices, always order directly from \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(184, 49, 47);\"\u003e Joco Records\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA1. The Electricity In The Air Before A Good Siege\u003cbr\u003eA2. Larping At The Blind Guardian Concert\u003cbr\u003eA3. Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh\u003cbr\u003eA4. Gollum Was A Crack Baby\u003cbr\u003eA5. The Witch That Lives In The Trees\u003cbr\u003eA6. The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass\u003cbr\u003eA7. Crowdfunding To Buy Myself Chainmail\u003cbr\u003eA8. Drawn And Quartered Varg Finally Dies\u003cbr\u003eA9. Going For A Hike And Finding A Black Metal Promo Shoot\u003cbr\u003eA10. Cursed Dagger Of Lee-Hon-Tuc\u003cbr\u003eA11. My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage\u003cbr\u003eA12. Thine Torch Igniting The Ceremonial Fireworks\u003cbr\u003eA13. M'Lord Is Medieval For Daddy\u003cbr\u003eA14. I Got Roasted By A Guy Wearing A Fedora At A Ren Fair\u003cbr\u003eA15. Masturbating To The Elves In Skyrim\u003cbr\u003eA16. Smallsword \/\/ Smallerdick\u003cbr\u003eA17. Lack Of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You A Viking\u003cbr\u003eA18. Stabbing The Winner Of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G.\u003cbr\u003eA19. Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon\u003cbr\u003eA20. Sexual Fantasy Involving An Orc And A Dwarf\u003cbr\u003eA21. Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard\u003cbr\u003eA22. Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard\u003cbr\u003eA23. Ishan Before He Thought He Was In Dream Theater\u003cbr\u003eA24. Mayhem: A Career Made On Two Corpses\u003cbr\u003eA25. Bigsword \/\/Mircoscopicpenis\u003cbr\u003eA26. That Feel When Good Siege\u003cbr\u003eA27. I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was In Troll\u003cbr\u003eA28. Using Black Magic To Get Myself A Date\u003cbr\u003eA29. Leading The Charge\u003cbr\u003eA30. Into The Mines Of Moria\u003cbr\u003eA31. I Live In A Hut In The Woods With Ildjarn\u003cbr\u003eA32. I Can't Wait For The Lords Of Noisecore To Put A Hit Out On Me\u003cbr\u003eA33. Using Flash During A Black Metal Show To Ruin The Ambiance\u003cbr\u003eA34. Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds\u003cbr\u003eA35. I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is\u003cbr\u003eA36. You Smell Like An MMO Player\u003cbr\u003eA37. It's Not Caps Lock, IT'S KVLT LOCK, DIPSHIT!!!\u003cbr\u003eA38. I Was Born In The Wrong Time, I Want To Lead A Crusade\u003cbr\u003eA39. Leading A Medieval Campain To 711 For Mountain Dew\u003cbr\u003eA40. Beating Up Nerds Outside Of A Kamelot Concert\u003cbr\u003eA41. Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music\u003cbr\u003eA42. Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes\u003cbr\u003eA43. Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma\u003cbr\u003eA44. Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape\u003cbr\u003eA45. Ildjarn Is A School Teacher\u003cbr\u003eA46. Mortiis Looks Like A Digimon\u003cbr\u003eA47. Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan\u003cbr\u003eA48. The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where To Score PCP\u003cbr\u003eA49. This Rock In The Forest Looks Like A Member Of A Boston Punk Band\u003cbr\u003eA50. Chainmail Protects Me From Blades, But Not Your Insults\u003cbr\u003eA51. Bringing A Sword To A Punk Show To Scare Poseurs\u003cbr\u003eA52. Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet\u003cbr\u003eA53. Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte\u003cbr\u003eA54. Forgotten Forest Path Leading To A Meth Lab\u003cbr\u003eA55. Spell Book Containing A Couple Of Spells\u003cbr\u003eA56. Satan Is M'Lord\u003cbr\u003eA57. Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels At The Iced Earth Concert\u003cbr\u003eA58. Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band\u003cbr\u003eA59. Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion\u003cbr\u003eA60. My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist\u003cbr\u003e61. The Power Of The Full Moon Charging My Boner\u003cbr\u003eA62. My Huge, Heathen, Maypole\u003cbr\u003eA63. I Am A Wizard And My Magic Is Meth\u003cbr\u003eA64. I Work At Medieval Times To Get Drunk On Mead\u003cbr\u003eA65. Peasants Who Think Burzum Is Good\u003cbr\u003eA66. Nobles That Know Ildjarn Is Truth\u003cbr\u003eA67. Going From Punk To Pissing Cave Dweller\u003cbr\u003eA68. True Crime Songs Are Fucking Stupid\u003cbr\u003eA69. Faust From Emperor Is Free To Kill Again\u003cbr\u003eA70. That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator\u003cbr\u003eA71. Intro (Into The Pantheon Of Friendship)\u003cbr\u003eA72. My Friend Nick Is The Textbook Definition Gentile Giant And Is A Very Good Boy\u003cbr\u003eA73. Joseph Is A Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music\u003cbr\u003eA74. My Friend Ryan, Beat Me For An Art Scholarship, Because He's A Better Artist Than Me\u003cbr\u003eA75. My Friend Libby, The Motorcycle Mom To All The Young Punks\u003cbr\u003eA76. Danny From Austin Who Told Me I'm His P. White To His Billy Quizboy\u003cbr\u003eA77. Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like The Mace On My Arm\u003cbr\u003eA78. My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal And Is Going To Beauty School\u003cbr\u003eA79. My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop In A Town Called Cumming\u003cbr\u003eA80. My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks\u003cbr\u003eA81. Texas Mike, Who Doesn't Live In Texas, But Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me\u003cbr\u003eA82. I Have A Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal And People Call Him Piss\u003cbr\u003eA83. My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art And Screams A Lot\u003cbr\u003eA84. My Friend Alican Who Is The Smartest Idiot I Know\u003cbr\u003eA85. My Friend Emma, Who Is Going To Make A Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels\u003cbr\u003eA86. My Friend Lauren, A Smolbean Who Shreds The Bass\u003cbr\u003eA87. My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good And Very Calmly\u003cbr\u003eA88. Reese, Or Ross, Who Plays Scape And Fronts A Death Metal Band\u003cbr\u003eA89. My Friend Donovan Is A Gear Encyclopedia And A Very Good Boy\u003cbr\u003eA90. My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen\u003cbr\u003eA91. Dunny, The Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome\u003cbr\u003eA92. My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny\u003cbr\u003eA93. Slade, A Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence\u003cbr\u003eA94. Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence\u003cbr\u003eA95. Allin Who Left America To Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music\u003cbr\u003eA96. My Friend Derik Is A Hobbit And A Good Boy\u003cbr\u003eA97. My Friend Larry, A Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner\u003cbr\u003eA98. My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be\u003cbr\u003eA99. My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good\u003cbr\u003eA100. My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan And Gabe Are All Very Nice And Have A Great Band Named Warm Bodies\u003cbr\u003eA101. My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin And Has A Really Good Band Named Bib\u003cbr\u003eA102. Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music But Has A Heart Of Gold\u003cbr\u003eA103. Uncle Rob, Who Is An Absolute Treasure\u003cbr\u003eA104. I Have A Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, But Ate At A Texas In N Out\u003cbr\u003eA105. My Friend Caroline Is The Reason I'm In This Stupid Shit And Alive\u003cbr\u003eA106. Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good And He Can Skate\u003cbr\u003eA107. Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies And Plays Drums Very Well\u003cbr\u003eA108. My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss But I'm Hoping Is Doing Well In Seattle\u003cbr\u003eA109. My Friend Savannah Has A Cool Job Working For People Who Book Cool Shows\u003cbr\u003eA110. My Friend Jackson \"Burnout\" Boyd And I Once Went On A Goregrind Date\u003cbr\u003eA111. Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is A Hurricane And A Good Boy\u003cbr\u003eA112. My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down A Lot Despite How Talented They Are\u003cbr\u003eA113. My Friend Carroll, The Lone Cowpunk And A Good Fishing Guide\u003cbr\u003eA114. My Friend Sam Claims She's Very Jarring But Is A Very Nice Person\u003cbr\u003eA115. Outro (The Gates Of Friendship)\u003cbr\u003eA116. Thieves Of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers Of The Night)\u003cbr\u003eA117. Suicide Involving A Noose Made Of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands To Head And Yelling How FUCKING MAD I AM\u003cbr\u003eA118. Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast NSBM Nightcore Covers While Spanking It To Hentai\u003cbr\u003eA119. How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-off Art For My Gorenoise Ep?\u003cbr\u003eA120. Andre Chicatilo Was A Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim's Genitals\u003cbr\u003eA121. Alferd Packer Is Having A Schpadoinkle Day In Hell For Eating 5 Of His Companions In The Mountains\u003cbr\u003eA122. I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque In Texas, Especially When Its Made Out Of People\u003cbr\u003eA123. Trying To Make Zombie Sex Slaves By Drilling Into Their Brains\u003cbr\u003eA124. Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me To Eat My Friend's Brain, It Wasn't As Good As They Said It Would\u003cbr\u003eA125. William, I Have But One Setting And It Is Go\u003cbr\u003eA126. I'm Going To Dig Up John Lennon's Abuser Corpse And Show It The Abuse It Deserves\u003cbr\u003eA127. Bring John Lennon Back To Life So I Can Kill Him Again\u003cbr\u003eA128. What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds Of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass\u003cbr\u003eA129. Yesterday When I Was In The Shower, I Cupped My Hands, And Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces Of My Own Pee\u003cbr\u003eA130. I Looked At It, Felt Its Warmth, And Then Unclasped My Hands As I Watch The Golden Liquid Flow Down The Drain\u003cbr\u003eA131. I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?\u003cbr\u003eA132. Gold Is The Colour Of Gold But Also \"Pee Pee\"\u003cbr\u003eA133. Six Dudes Hanging Around A Car With The Hood Up... Ain't Nothin' Better\u003cbr\u003eA134. Ah... A Nice Glass Of Piss\u003cbr\u003eA135. Aw, Pikachu Shat On The Carpet Again!\u003cbr\u003eA136. Can't Wait For The Future And Mail Order Lsd\u003cbr\u003eA137. Need To Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested In Purchasing An Old Wall In China Hmu\u003cbr\u003eA138. Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-brand Battery Reviews\u003cbr\u003eA139. Sorry Tim Heidecker But It's Time For The Real King Of Comedy To Take Back The Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!\u003cbr\u003eA140. Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped In A Restaurants Kitchen While A Grease Fire Burns Out Of Control\u003cbr\u003eA141. Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!\u003cbr\u003eA142. 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted By Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises\u003cbr\u003eA143. Drawing Dicks In The UPS Signature Field\u003cbr\u003eA144. I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents In A Fight\u003cbr\u003eA145. Petition: Replace The Faces Of Those Guys On Mt Rushmore With The Freebird Lyrics\u003cbr\u003eA146. I Smoked The Government Weed And I Can't Sleep, I Can't Stop Thinking About Mars!\u003cbr\u003eA147. 100 Likes And I Will Get A Crucified Skinhead Tattoo\u003cbr\u003eA148. A Video Game Where You Play As Steve Buscemi\u003cbr\u003eA149. Taco Bell Sponsorship\u003cbr\u003eA150. Larry David Sex Tape\u003cbr\u003eA151. Crucified Skinhead But It's Gumby\u003cbr\u003eA152. Mark Zuckerberg Has A Controlling Share In Youth Attack Records\u003cbr\u003eA153. Who Up I Got A Box Of Dr Pepper\u003cbr\u003eA154. Had A Dream I Met An NFL Player And I Begged Him To Kill Me\u003cbr\u003eA155. I Miss Texas And I Miss Sweet Tea\u003cbr\u003eA156. Adam Sandler But With A British Accent\u003cbr\u003eA157. Spiderman's Balls\u003cbr\u003eA158. Cowboy God Has Made A Decision... Pineapple Must Remain On Pizza\u003cbr\u003eA159. Take It Easy By The Eagles\u003cbr\u003eA160. Repent You Sinners And Become COWBOY\u003cbr\u003eA161. God Is Returning In Half Of An Hour... Cowboy God\u003cbr\u003eA162. I'd Like To Have A Cage Match With Alton Brown\u003cbr\u003eA163. Double Click Here To See Magic\u003cbr\u003eA164. Just Walked Up To Cale Weir In Public, He Was High And Listening To Tiger Army\u003cbr\u003eA165. Ask Me About Burst Pipes\u003cbr\u003eA166. Mass Sterilization Caused By Poopoo And Peepee\u003cbr\u003eA167. My Idea Of Heaven Would Be Listening To Country And Western Music With My Gpa Forevr\u003cbr\u003eA168. Subway Sandwiches Buffet\u003cbr\u003eA169. A Pizza Place Run By Skinheads\u003cbr\u003eA170. I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass (I'm Lifting Weights As I Post This)\u003cbr\u003eA171. Martial Artists Breaking Planks But The Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards\u003cbr\u003eA172. A Cap With A Hole For People To Show Off Their Bald Spots\u003cbr\u003eA173. All Bald People Are Skinheads\u003cbr\u003eA174. I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now\u003cbr\u003eA175. A Vegetable Called Jetpack\u003cbr\u003eA176. Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet\u003cbr\u003eA177. Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around A Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns\u003cbr\u003eA178. I Need To Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream Of Owning And Operating A Chain Of 6 24\/7 Gas Stations\u003cbr\u003eA179. Pumping Iron To The Sopranos Theme Song\u003cbr\u003eA180. I Am Hungover And I Am Fucking Manic\u003cbr\u003eA181. Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening And Eating Three Cans Of Cold Staggs Chili In The Store\u003cbr\u003eA182. If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early\u003cbr\u003eA183. Last Night God Came To Me In The Form Of Liam And He Said \"Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out\"\u003cbr\u003eA184. Tom Cruise Is The Shadow President And A Member Of The Deep State\u003cbr\u003eA185. Welcome To My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn And New Video Game Releases\u003cbr\u003eA186. \"Cro Mags Full Album\" Tatted Across My Stomach A La \"Thug Life\"\u003cbr\u003eA187. Nike Sneakers In Camo Making Me Really Horny\u003cbr\u003eA188. Woke Up With The Fresh Smell Of A Hoagie Near By And A Morning Has Never Been So Complete For Me\u003cbr\u003eA189. I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish And Shit In An Outhouse\u003cbr\u003eA190. Gonna Open Up An Eyebrow Place Called \"The Big Lebrowski\"\u003cbr\u003eA191. Who Else Is Soaked And Sitting In A Leather Chair At Work\u003cbr\u003eA192. 9\/11 Truther In The Streets, Infowarrior In The Sheets\u003cbr\u003eA193. Bust Three Nuts Today: Two For The Towers, One For The Pentagon\u003cbr\u003eA194. This Divine Blade Gifted To Me From The Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity At All Costs\u003cbr\u003eA195. That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator\u003cbr\u003eA196. The Harsh Stench Of Mountain Dew On The Incel's Breath\u003cbr\u003eA197. I Can't Wait For Jerkbooth To Make Fun Of Me Again\u003cbr\u003eA198. Billy From Omaha Is A Very Good Boy\u003cbr\u003eA199. Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any Of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands\u003cbr\u003eA200. I Had To Find A Virgin To Sacrifice, So At The Stroke Of Midnight I Raided The Local Gamestop\u003cbr\u003eA201. I Don't Know If This Morning's Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals\u003cbr\u003eA202. Spay Or Neuter Your Retro-thrasher Today\u003cbr\u003eA203. Dream Theater Concert, Aka Incel Pride 2018\u003cbr\u003eA204. Twister Is The Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You're Fucking Stupid\u003cbr\u003eA205. Brogaze Played By The Chillest Of Brogazers\u003cbr\u003eA206. That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means A Chill Ass Bro\u003cbr\u003eA207. Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You're Just An Incel\u003cbr\u003eA208. Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied To Me.\u003cbr\u003eA209. The Deep And Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again\u003cbr\u003eA210. Only The Trvest Of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons In Their Mom's Garage\u003cbr\u003eA211. I'm Just An Ugly Homo (Who Plays In A Noisecore Band)\u003cbr\u003eA212. Glen Benton Pussied Out Of Killing Himself\u003cbr\u003eA213. I'd Rather Listen To Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag\u003cbr\u003eA214. Using Arcane Necromancy To Revive Cliff Burton To Finally Solve The Lars Problem\u003cbr\u003eA215. The Hardest Part Of Being A Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I'm A Gay Goblin\u003cbr\u003eA216. Antichrist Kramer Is Going To Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp\u003cbr\u003eA217. I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond\u003cbr\u003eA218. My Friend Bald Larry Plays D\u0026amp;D, Listens To Power Metal And Still Goes On More Dates Than Me\u003cbr\u003eA219. My First Band, FxCxPx, Was An Abomination Before God And A Failure\u003cbr\u003eA220. The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off And Made Me A Eunuch\u003cbr\u003eA221. Magic The Gathering Of The Juggalos\u003cbr\u003eA222. Satan Is M’Lord II: Daddy Krampus\u003cbr\u003eA223. I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was On Heroin\u003cbr\u003eA224. I Will Die Upon The True Altars Of Madness, Cici's Pizza, As My Body Dissolves From The Grease\u003cbr\u003eA225. Chanting \"Make Him Cum\" During The Witching Hour Only Summoned A Cop To Issue Us A Noise Complaint\u003cbr\u003eA226. Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt To Attract All The Prog Babes\u003cbr\u003eA227. Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats The Joke\u003cbr\u003eA228. I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now\u003cbr\u003eA229. If I Wanted To Watch Some Dude Jerk It For 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead Of Going To The Skronk Show\u003cbr\u003eA230. I'm Glad Jesus Chris \u0026amp; The Beatles Broke Up\u003cbr\u003eA231. Cleric Got Sponsored By Hair Care Products\u003cbr\u003eA232. Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson In It\u003cbr\u003eA233. Flat Earth Guy Is The True Hero Of North Texas\u003cbr\u003eA234. Creeping Death Will Never Be A Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura\u003cbr\u003eA235. Burning An Anal Cunt Tape Upon The Altar Of Homosexuality As An Offering To The Lords Of Noisecore\u003cbr\u003eA236. Infernal Legions Of Mordor Is CANCELLED!!!\u003cbr\u003eA237. Dead Hobbit 1\u003cbr\u003eA238. Dead Hobbit 2\u003cbr\u003eA239. Dead Hobbit 3\u003cbr\u003eA240. Dead Hobbit 4\u003cbr\u003eA241. Dead Hobbit 5\u003cbr\u003eA242. Dead Hobbit 6\u003cbr\u003eA243. Dead Hobbit 7\u003cbr\u003eA244. Dead Hobbit 8\u003cbr\u003eA245. Dead Hobbit 9\u003cbr\u003eA246. Message From Mayor Joose Banks 1 \u003cbr\u003eA247. Dead Hobbit 10\u003cbr\u003eA248. Dead Hobbit 11\u003cbr\u003eA249. Dead Hobbit 12\u003cbr\u003eA250. Dead Hobbit 13\u003cbr\u003eA251. Dead Hobbit 14\u003cbr\u003eA252. Dead Hobbit 15\u003cbr\u003eA253. Dead Hobbit 16\u003cbr\u003eA255. Message From Mayor Joose Banks 2\u003cbr\u003eA256. Just Another Day Of My Meat Coffin Rotting On This Punishment Orb\u003cbr\u003eA257. 6669 Songs About How I Wanna Fight James Labrie\u003cbr\u003eA258. Big Iron (Marty Robbins Cover)\u003cbr\u003eA259. Lodged In The Throat, Disintegrated, Regurgitated\u003cbr\u003eA260. The Daylight Really Makes You Notice The Blood \u0026amp; Feces \u003cbr\u003eA261. Introduction: Will It Scrobble?\u003cbr\u003eA262. Charles Fucking Knowles\u003cbr\u003eA263. Skronk Sucks\u003cbr\u003eA264. I'm Essential \u003cbr\u003eA265. Playing A Wrathful God In Sims 4\u003cbr\u003eA266. Essential Run To The Grocery Store For The New Flavor Of Mountain Dew\u003cbr\u003eA267. We're All Shitposters Now\u003cbr\u003eA268. Shooting Artsy Nudes On Cinestill 800 Because You're A Fucking Dumb Ass\u003cbr\u003eA269. We Totally Won The Battle Set With Two Knights\u003cbr\u003eA270. Too Punk For The Noise Crowd, Too Noise For The Punks\u003cbr\u003eA271. From Top Fan To Band Member; The Rhys Johnson Story\u003cbr\u003eA272. Simon\u003cbr\u003eA273. Crankin' Hog\u003cbr\u003eA274. Using Longmont Potion Castle Threats On Telemarketers\u003cbr\u003eA275. April 2020, Far From The Vibe We Thought 4​\/​20 Would Be\u003cbr\u003eA276. You Do Not Need An AR​-​15 You Dumb Sack Of Fuck\u003cbr\u003eA277. Beefy Five Layer Burrito, No Beans, Grilled, Add Nacho Fries\u003cbr\u003eA278. Hey Fuck You, Fuck You Rei Clone\u003cbr\u003eA279. Cici's Delivers Now\u003cbr\u003eA280. Tom Nook Is The Only Good Capitalist\u003cbr\u003eA281. Comin' On Down There With My Bull Whip And Goin' Wha​-​pah​!​!\u003cbr\u003eA282. Morbid Angel And Bolt Thrower Are Fucking Boring\u003cbr\u003eA283. I May Be Ugly, But I Own A Carved Cross Demo You Fucking Peasant\u003cbr\u003eA284. Remember When We Were A Meme Page?\u003cbr\u003eA285. Imran Being Late\u003cbr\u003eA286. Busting A Depression Nut Just To Feel Something\u003cbr\u003eA287. Why, Yes, I Do Have Plenty Of Shit​-​Tickets\u003cbr\u003eA288. Being A Sword Guy Is A Personality Right?\u003cbr\u003eA289. Where Is Texas Mike Now When We Need Him The Most​?​?​?\u003cbr\u003eA290. Shaving Your Head Is A Side Effect Of COVID​-​19\u003cbr\u003eA291. The Band Called Upsetting. That's The Joke.\u003cbr\u003eA292. One Of The Owners Of Freaks \u0026amp; Geeks Made An Infernal Legions Of Mordor Shirt In Animal Crossing\u003cbr\u003eA293. Yeah, I Watch Anime, But I'm Not A Fucking Weeb Like Rei Clone\u003cbr\u003eA294. Simon II: Simon Liked Your Post\u003cbr\u003eA295. Amos From Tenement Likes Raising Caine's \u0026amp; Aerosmith\u003cbr\u003eA296. Give Me Back Recycled! You Can Have Lsa! Just Give Me Back Recycled​!​!​!\u003cbr\u003eA297. We're A Hot, Discogs Flipping Commodity Now\u003cbr\u003eA298. A Joke About The Dog Episode Of Fullmetal Alchemist\u003cbr\u003eA299. A Rei Clone Sucks Joke\u003cbr\u003eA300. A Song About How The Oil Spill EP Slaps And How Rei Clone Still Sucks\u003cbr\u003eA301. I Survived The Days Of Egg Punk For This​?​?​?\u003cbr\u003eA302. Unbelievably Unhorny\u003cbr\u003eA303. Jazz Fusion Assbeaters By The Band Called King Crimson\u003cbr\u003eA304. Broke Panic Buying; Toilet Paper. Woke Panic Buying; A Pound Of Carne Asada\u003cbr\u003eA305. Finally Learning Magik To Curse Charles Fucking Knowles\u003cbr\u003eA306. Idk What My Favorite Denton Cryptid Is; Miles From Two Knights Or Honorable Mayor, Joose Banks\u003cbr\u003eA307. Name Your First Release Something Other Than Demo You Dumb Ass\u003cbr\u003eA308. Gimme Yer Teeth\u003cbr\u003eA309. Simon III: When Will He Post His July 4th Pics?\u003cbr\u003eA310. Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living\u003cbr\u003eA311. I Was A Teenage American Picker\u003cbr\u003eA312. Heaven En Esparta\u003cbr\u003eA313. Brainbombs Nightcore\u003cbr\u003eA314. I'm Quarantined So I Don't Nuke Rei Clone's Ass\u003cbr\u003eA315. Veteran Of The Shit-Ticket Wars\u003cbr\u003eA316. One Million Dead Oogles (Snob Cover) \u003cbr\u003eA317. Cowboy Night\u003cbr\u003eA318. Lawful Cannibalism\u003cbr\u003eA319. Eating The Rich Is Vegan\u003cbr\u003eA320. 1984 Jeep Honcho\u003cbr\u003eA321. Revoking Top Fan Badges Of Fucking Losers On The Infernal Legions Facebook\u003cbr\u003eA322. I Must Shit, But I Have No Ass\u003cbr\u003eA323. Some Might Say I Have Too Much Ass\u003cbr\u003eA324. April April Its Fucking April \u003cbr\u003eA325. I Just Lost The Game\u003cbr\u003eA326. Ihsahn Wearing A Turtleneck Sweater\u003cbr\u003eA327. We Are The Premiere Gorenoise Band From Denton \u003cbr\u003eA328. Why Should I Get Bummed That People Who Enjoy 100 Gecs Don't Like Me, They've Shown Their Lack Of Taste\u003cbr\u003eA329. Hey, You Missed Our Set\u003cbr\u003eA330. Introduction: A Warm And Erect Genitalia\u003cbr\u003eA331. Aggressive Rock\u003cbr\u003eA332. I'm Really Glad Seth Putnam Is Dead\u003cbr\u003eA333. Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan\u003cbr\u003eA334. Cranking Hog In Rhythm With Fragile By Yes \u003cbr\u003eA335. Oh Good God He's In A Floyd Hole!!!!\u003cbr\u003eA336. Out Of The Depths Of The Toilet\u003cbr\u003eA337. Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser\u003cbr\u003eA338. Razorbumps Played Coachella, Thats The Joke \/ Outro\u003cbr\u003eB1. Introduction; The Calm And Ethereal Morning. The Time Before The Carnage\u003cbr\u003eB2. The First Arrow Flies At The Crack Of Dawn\u003cbr\u003eB3. The Coppery Taste Of Blood After The First Kill\u003cbr\u003eB4. Blade Plunged Deep Into Yielding Flesh\u003cbr\u003eB5. 666 Dead Cultists \u003cbr\u003eB6. Pile Of Dead Bodies Arranged In A Blasphemous Manner\u003cbr\u003eB7. Sacrifice Under The Perfectly Aligned Stars\u003cbr\u003eB8. A Siege Lasting 6 Days And 9 Hours\u003cbr\u003eB9. Standing Atop A Pile Of My Dead Enemies \u003cbr\u003eB10. Blade Forged Specifically To Kill\u003cbr\u003eB11. Gutting The Foul Orc Who Killed My Brother \u003cbr\u003eB12. A Cave Full Of Kobolds \u003cbr\u003eB13. Another Cave To Forge Potions Within\u003cbr\u003eB14. Malevolent Floating Skeleton\u003cbr\u003eB15. Ancient Evil Rising From Its Crypt\u003cbr\u003eB16. A Coven Of Witches Harvesting Vampyric Fluids\u003cbr\u003eB17. What Do You Have To Barter With?\u003cbr\u003eB18. Little Gremlin That Is Hard To Keep Track Of\u003cbr\u003eB19. Cursed By The Shining Wizard\u003cbr\u003eB20. A Dark Night To Perform Arcane Sorcery Under\u003cbr\u003eB21. Sounds Of Their Screams Mingled With The Burning Of The Land\u003cbr\u003eB22. Kingdom Uprooted From Its Home\u003cbr\u003eB23. Under A Malediction Of An Ancient Warlock\u003cbr\u003eB24. Crazed, Bloodthirsty Troll Rises Above The Hill\u003cbr\u003eB25. Death Will Come To All The False\u003cbr\u003eB26. Effigy Made From Human Sacrifices \u003cbr\u003eB27. A River Of Blood Runs Free \u003cbr\u003eB28. Final Spell Cast As The Evil Wizard Is Slain \u003cbr\u003eB29. Recharging My Crystals \u003cbr\u003eB30. Under The Highest Arc Of The Eclipse The Sacrifice Begins \u003cbr\u003eB31. Mating Call Of The Blood Orc\u003cbr\u003eB32. Ode To The Fallen Warrior\u003cbr\u003eB33. Rusty Blade Found In The Bottom Of A Lake\u003cbr\u003eB34. Beheading The Tyrant King\u003cbr\u003eB35. Intermission: Counting The Dead Before The Second Wave Surges \u003cbr\u003eB36. A Cloak Made From The Scalps Of Those Whose Lives My Blade Extinguished \u003cbr\u003eB37. Severed Head Babbling The Final Incantations\u003cbr\u003eB38. The Hill I Will Die Upon\u003cbr\u003eB39. As The Fog Lifts, I See The Unholy Hordes Advancing \u003cbr\u003eB40. Teleported To The Land Of The Dead\u003cbr\u003eB41. Hovering Lifeless, The Corpse Speaks In The Language Of The Old Ones\u003cbr\u003eB42. Entering The Husk Of The Giant To Consume It's Heart\u003cbr\u003eB43. Legions Of The Night\u003cbr\u003eB44. Magik Cloak Concealing The Sacrificial Dagger\u003cbr\u003eB45. 13 Black Candles Arranged In An Array \u003cbr\u003eB46. Blood Alchemy \u003cbr\u003eB47. Ritual Committed At The Top Of A Mountain\u003cbr\u003eB48. The Finest Steel Made By Blood Elves \u003cbr\u003eB49. Following The Light Of The Stars\u003cbr\u003eB50. Flail Crashing Through The Skull Of An Orc\u003cbr\u003eB51. Fiery Pentagram Beckoning\u003cbr\u003eB52. Solitude In My Fortress\u003cbr\u003eB53. Human Flesh Sopping Beneath My Feet\u003cbr\u003eB54. The Haunted Remains Of An Ancient Castle\u003cbr\u003eB55. Deep Within The Catacombs Of Div-e Sepid\u003cbr\u003eB56. Hunted By The Captives Of The Devilwitch \u003cbr\u003eB57. Sword Encased In Stone Carrying An Ancient Curse\u003cbr\u003eB58. That Which Lurks Within The Waters\u003cbr\u003eB59. The Winds Softly Sings It's Carrion Tune\u003cbr\u003eB60. Red Glow Of The Eldritch Sunrise, The Last Thing I Will See\u003cbr\u003eB61. Her Shield, Forever Stained Crimson\u003cbr\u003eB62. Malevolent Forces At Work\u003cbr\u003eB63. Hooded Figures, Lying Dead Inside Of A Scorched Circle\u003cbr\u003eB64. The Grave Comes For Us All\u003cbr\u003eB65. Petrified By The Rising Sun\u003cbr\u003eB66. Foul Potion Filled With The Morning Dew From The Northside Of A Mountain\u003cbr\u003eB67. Teleporting To A New Location To Launch A Subsequent Spell\u003cbr\u003eB68. Holy Shit I Can't Believe We Got CBN To Do A Split With Us\u003cbr\u003eB69. Conclusion: Light Pollution From Funeral Pyres On Low Hanging Clouds As The Storm Gathers\u003cbr\u003eB70. Introduction: The Disgusting Stench Of Burning Feces That Is Being Prepared To Be Catapulted Into The Castle As The Siege Commences\u003cbr\u003eB71. I Own Guns To Protect Myself From Code Orange Fans\u003cbr\u003eB72. Q Did 3\/11\u003cbr\u003eB73. I'm Gonna Fight Lars Ulrich \u003cbr\u003eB74. Dfw Metal Mayhem Is Mad I Made Fun Of D\u0026amp;D, So I'm Gonna Do It Again (D\u0026amp;D Is Dumb)\u003cbr\u003eB75. The Fountain Is A Really, Really, Really Bad Movie\u003cbr\u003eB76. Straight Edge Hardcore Dudes Harm Women And Everyone Ignores It So They Can Keep Playing Mediocre Guitar Riffs\u003cbr\u003eB77. My Favorite Part Of Punk Is The Only Time I Hear From My \"Friends\" Is When They Want Something From Me\u003cbr\u003eB78. God Forbid, Hardcore Kids Do Anything Aside From Hardcore! What Posers!\u003cbr\u003eB79. Colton From Reanimated Miscarriage Is Going To Come To Texas And Fight Me\u003cbr\u003eB80. How Can I Be A Narcissist When I Look Like This\u003cbr\u003eB81. I Asked If My T-bell Diarrhea Sounded Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals, When It Was Closer To Demilich Vocals\u003cbr\u003eB82. Balding And Fucked\u003cbr\u003eB83. My Life Hasn't Been The Same Since I Got A Gandalf Hat\u003cbr\u003eB84. I'm Gonna Fight Gene Simmons \u003cbr\u003eB85. This Years Tornado Season Will Be The Midwest's Punishment For Egg Punk\u003cbr\u003eB85. Sacrifice Lumpy If You Want To Avert This\u003cbr\u003eB86. Take The Time By Dream Theater\u003cbr\u003eB87. My Dangly Earring Is A Personality Trait Right?\u003cbr\u003eB88. What Is This Venue's Sword Policy? \u003cbr\u003eB89. Dallas Metal Dudes And Their Collective Poop Fetish (The Ballad Of Eatin' Like A Big Fella)\u003cbr\u003eB90. Face It, You're In An Egg Punk Band\u003cbr\u003eB91. If I Wanted An Angry Italian Man To Yell At Me, I Would Go To A Sub Shop Instead Of The Hank Wood Show \u003cbr\u003eB92. Where Does Target Keep Their Noise Tables?\u003cbr\u003eB93. Punk Time Is Dead And It Is Buried In My Back Yard\u003cbr\u003eB94. Being Gaslit For My Hatred Of Raising Caines \u003cbr\u003eB95. Goatmoon Is Just Racist Wintersun\u003cbr\u003eB96. Opeth Is What Would Happen If You Made A Heavy Metal Harry Potter And Also Bad\u003cbr\u003eB97. Unprecedented Levels Of Dipshittery\u003cbr\u003eB98. Infernal Legions Of Mordor, The Pawn Stars Of Noisecore\u003cbr\u003eB99. I'm Gonna Fight Jimmy From Youtube\u003cbr\u003eB100. Playing Hacked Up For Barbeque By Mortician Is Work Appropriate, Right?\u003cbr\u003eB101. I Payed A Guy At A Ren Faire To Roast My Hobbit And Now My Hobbit Won't Go To The Ren Faire\u003cbr\u003eB102. Support Local Business, Especially When They Allow Me To Bring My Sword In\u003cbr\u003eB103. That Guy From Blood Incantation Looks Like A Scifi Writer Driven Insane By The World He's Created\u003cbr\u003eB104. How Many Times Will Bone Sickness Follow And Unfollow Me On Instagram\u003cbr\u003eB105. My Combat Alchemist In The Parking Lot Of An Egg Punk Fest Expelling A Bad Potion\u003cbr\u003eB106. Dallas Grindcore People Telling Us We Need To Play A Longer Set\u003cbr\u003eB107. That Feel When James LeBrie Say \"Carpe Diem, Seize The Day\"\u003cbr\u003eB108. Razorbumps Is A Rockabilly Band, Prove Me Wrong \u003cbr\u003eB109. Hey, The Firefly Jayne Replica Hat Stays On During Sex Okay???\u003cbr\u003eB110. Ending Friendships Over Catan Trade Embargoes\u003cbr\u003eB111. I'm Into Cynic And Atheist So You Could Say I'm A Bit Of A Jazz Fan\u003cbr\u003eB112. Rick And Morty Shirts Are The New Fedora\u003cbr\u003eB113. Hot Boxing Your Straightedge Friend With CBD\u003cbr\u003eB114. Only Two Whole Years Until The Next Season Of Venture Bros (This Did Not Age Well)\u003cbr\u003eB115. Writing Off A Six Month Sword-Making Apprenticeship As A \"Business Expense\" On My Taxes \u003cbr\u003eB116. Listen, Not Every Dumb Ass Statement You Make Has To Be A Song Title, And That's The Song Title\u003cbr\u003eB117. Straightedge Noisecore War Commando\u003cbr\u003eB118. Kommand Was Better When They Were Called Hoax\u003cbr\u003eB119. I Now Play This Card To Retain My Virginity\u003cbr\u003eB120. Mountain Dew Where Is My Sponsorship\u003cbr\u003eB121. Shitposting Songtitles From This Lp On Facebook When I'm On The Clock At Work\u003cbr\u003eB122. Without Hesitation I Will Punish You About How And Why You Should Be Watching Venture Bros\u003cbr\u003eB123. \"Walk This Way\" Is The Worst Fucking Song \u003cbr\u003eB124. A.M.A.S. (All Men Are Simps) \u003cbr\u003eB125. My Friend Ryan's Mullet \u003cbr\u003eB126. Hell Yeah Bruther\u003cbr\u003eB127. Who's The Bigger Nerds, Us Or Vault Dweller?\u003cbr\u003eB128. Going To Ye Olde Pub Instead Of Watching The Bad Local Metalcore Band\u003cbr\u003eB129. Bald Larry Got License Plates That Say \"Senpai\"\u003cbr\u003eB130. Dystopia Is Skramz For Crusties\u003cbr\u003eB131. I'm Gonna Whup Varg's Tabletop Rpg Playing Ass\u003cbr\u003eB132. Sitting On The Porch Of House Of Tinnitus, Sippin' On Texas Cold Brew With Texas Mike\u003cbr\u003eB133. 8\/19\/19; The Day Texas Mike Came Home\u003cbr\u003eB134. Cool Beans Let Me Play Cannibal Corpse Over Their P.A.\u003cbr\u003eB135. You Play In A Psych Rock Band (No One Cares About The Stupid Visuals You Have To Accompany Your Boring Music)\u003cbr\u003eB136. Dune Is Better Than Star Wars\u003cbr\u003eB137. The Butt Rock Song\u003cbr\u003eB138. A 12 Gauge Shotgun Full Of Our Lord's Forgiveness\u003cbr\u003eB139. Derik Can Only Harm You If You Know Of Him\u003cbr\u003eB140. Mountain Dew Doesn't Make Your Dick Shrink, I Was Born With A Micropenis\u003cbr\u003eB141. Taking A Mighty Push\u003cbr\u003eB142. Maggot Stomp Got That Pit Viper Sponsorship And That's Too Cool To Rip On\u003cbr\u003eB143. Writing Song Titles At 4:20 Am On Your Day Off Because You're On Some King Shit\u003cbr\u003eB144. Hey 1919 Can I Have My Money Back?\u003cbr\u003eB145. Oh Yes, Piss Off The Warlock\u003cbr\u003eB146. If I Crank The Sharpness And Contrast On My Mediocre Live Concert Photography Everyone Will Love It\u003cbr\u003eB147. Paying Any Amount Of Money For One Of Those Straight Edge Watches Is Fucking Stupid\u003cbr\u003eB148. Getting Asked To Play More \"Customer Friendly Music\", So I Put Mortiis On\u003cbr\u003eB149. Yes I Am An Admin On Metal Archives, And Yes I Talk To Women\u003cbr\u003eB150. We Shitpost Better Than Cruelster\u003cbr\u003eB151. Someone Once Called Me You Lord Of The Rings Lookin' Ass\u003cbr\u003eB152. Noisecore Is A Better Genre For Straightedge Liberation Than Youth Crew\u003cbr\u003eB153. Who Is This Mans Selling Pornogrind And Polish Extreme Metal Bootleg Tapes To Recycled And Not Me?\u003cbr\u003eB154. Pubic Floss Is My Favorite Ska Band\u003cbr\u003eB155. No Wait, Natural Man Is\u003cbr\u003eB156. I Went To A Noise Show On 9\/11 And All I Got Was A Dollar\u003cbr\u003eB157. No You Don't Need A Gun\u003cbr\u003eB158. Tomb Mold Is My New Favorite Hypebeast Streetwear Brand\u003cbr\u003eB159. I'm Really Happy Seth Putnam Is Dead\u003cbr\u003eB160. Its Still Hilarious Josh From Anal Cunt Died Falling Off An Escalator\u003cbr\u003eB161. Tim Morse Got The Shit Kicked Out Of Him\u003cbr\u003eB162. Punks Who Cosplay As Darby Crash In 2020 Are Fucking Stupid\u003cbr\u003eB163. If I Gather All Of Dragon Ball Z On Vhs, Shenron Will Appear To Call Me A Nerd\u003cbr\u003eB164. Derailed Train Full Of Decapitated Oogles\u003cbr\u003eB165. Dumpster Diving For Forbidden Knowledge \u003cbr\u003eB166. I Miss Oil Spill\u003cbr\u003eB167. The Mullet That's Supposed To Save The World\u003cbr\u003eB168. Rest In The Arms Of A Dragon\u003cbr\u003eB169. Death Metal Was A Scam To Sell Longsleeve Shirts\u003cbr\u003eB170. Gun Dudes That Can't Cum Unless Their Wife Named Cindy Is Holding A Glock 7 Gen 3 To Their Bald Spot\u003cbr\u003eB171. Imagine Risking Exposure To Covid-19 To See A Soundcloud Rap Show\u003cbr\u003eB172. Tanking The Success Of My Noise Rock Band By Coming Out In Favor Of Driver's Licenses \u003cbr\u003eB173. The Mans With The Mortician Tramp Stamp Tattoo\u003cbr\u003eB174. Oh God No, Not Another Song Sampling Peter Jackson's Dead Alive\u003cbr\u003eB175. Your Pop Punk Has Breakdowns And Your Browser Is On A Watchlist\u003cbr\u003eB176. None Of Your Gorram Business That I'm Writing A Rutting Noisecore Song About Firefly\u003cbr\u003eB177. Firefly Lasted Longer Than I Do In Bed\u003cbr\u003eB178. Don't Open The Docking Port, You'll Let The Oboe In!!!!!\u003cbr\u003eB179. River Tam Will Kill You With Her Mind\u003cbr\u003eB180. Vhs Collectors Are Chill Ass Bros\u003cbr\u003eB181. The World Would Be A Better Place If Cookout Was A National Chain\u003cbr\u003eB182. You Smell Like You Play In A Grindcore Band\u003cbr\u003eB183. The Ballad Of The Egg Punk Demo Cassette\u003cbr\u003eB184. Simps Pretend To Like Death Metal To Lay Pipe\u003cbr\u003eB185. Your Band Has No Riffs\u003cbr\u003eB186. You Play In A D-Beat Band\u003cbr\u003eB187. Bodybag Darryl\u003cbr\u003eB188. I Was Paid To Take Photos Of An E-Girl, Take That 4chan\u003cbr\u003eB189. Average Time It Takes For People To Stop Caring About An Osdm Worship Band That Came Out On 20 Buck Spin\u003cbr\u003eB190. I, A 45 Year Old Man, Paid $100 To See David Yow Pull Out His Penis, Not To Talk Bad About My President\u003cbr\u003eB191. Amazing How White Drugs Was The Only Good Amrep Band\u003cbr\u003eB192. Remembering When The Drummer Of Skeleton Asked Me If He Should Listen To Obituary\u003cbr\u003eB193. We Bullied Taco Bell Into Bringing Back Potatoes On 311\u003cbr\u003eB194. Ah Yes, Jazz Fusion Covers Of Pokemon Route Themes\u003cbr\u003eB195. Harsh Noise Wall Track Using My Scrapped Brake Shoes\u003cbr\u003eB196. I Don't \"Get\" Noise Says The Person Who Likes 100 Gecs\u003cbr\u003eB197. Playing Brainbombs At The Function To Weed Out The Weak Friends\u003cbr\u003eB198. Everyone Is \"We Love And Support You\" Until You Threaten To Castrate Yourself With A Sword Your Friend Found In An Alleyway Next To A Car With A Broken In Windshield\u003cbr\u003eB199. This Song Is Just An Excuse To Sample Firefly\u003cbr\u003eB200. Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser\u003cbr\u003eB201. \"I Miss Going To Shows\" Says The Sad Nerd Who Sat Outside During Every Band Smoking American Spirits\u003cbr\u003eB202. If Your Band Sounds Like American Football, I'm Kicking Your Fucking Ass\u003cbr\u003eB203. I Want To Fight People That Wear Suits In Public\u003cbr\u003eB204. Listening To Shadow Gallery To Experience What Dream Theater Would Be Like If They Had A Bass Player\u003cbr\u003eB205. Slint Is Just Korn But For Nerds\u003cbr\u003eB206. Okay, But What If I Said I've Never Actually Read Lord Of The Rings\u003cbr\u003eB207. Effortless Urination Of Bright Yellow Pee-Pee\u003cbr\u003eB208. We're Destroying The Baby Right?\u003cbr\u003eB209. The Darkest Magik\u003cbr\u003eB210. Yautja Is The Funniest Band In Metal, And The Most Handsome\u003cbr\u003eB211. Paying A Sex Worker To Just Cuddle Me, I'm Lonely\u003cbr\u003eB212. My Fetish Is Watching 30-40 Year Old Guys Imitate Steve Albini On Stage In At A Bar In Dallas, I Cum All The Time\u003cbr\u003eB213. Assigned Cowboy At Birth\u003cbr\u003eB214. All Hail Our Dork Lord And Master!\u003cbr\u003eB215. Beware Of Geeks Bearing Gifts\u003cbr\u003eB216. Ancient...Evil...And Hungry\u003cbr\u003eB217. Wizard Metal By The Numbers\u003cbr\u003eB218. A Harmless Giant From A Foreign Land\u003cbr\u003eB219. Survival Of The Thiccest\u003cbr\u003eB220. Sizzler Buffet For The Sexually Deranged \u003cbr\u003eB221. Yer Gonna Feel My Boot\u003cbr\u003eB222. Meat Mountain, Clogging Toilets And Arteries Everywhere\u003cbr\u003eB223. The Eye Of The Shitstorm\u003cbr\u003eB224. HOT GIRLS WITH SWORDS DOT COM\u003cbr\u003eB225. Muffled Sounds Of Gorilla Violence\u003cbr\u003eB226. Looking At Your Dungeon Tan I Can Tell That You're A Fan Of Mortiis\u003cbr\u003eB227. Yeah, I'd Get The Elf Ear Surgery\u003cbr\u003eB228. Keep The Adidas High Tops Free Of Blood Lest Ye Summon The Eldritch God Kareem Abdul-Jabbar\u003cbr\u003eB229. When The Reply Guys Swarm In\u003cbr\u003eB230. I Saw Rusty From Mental Abortion's Dick In Cabin Fever 2\u003cbr\u003eB231. You Play In An HM2-Core Band\u003cbr\u003eB232. Onlyfans But It's Just Chalrles Knowles Whuppin' My Ass\u003cbr\u003eB233. Thundersnow\u003cbr\u003eB234. Rise And False Grind\u003cbr\u003eB235. A Great Wizard, Ripping A Fat Bowl To Steely Dan\u003cbr\u003eB236. Skinhead But Not By Choice\u003cbr\u003eB237. Hanging Out At The Ren Faire With My Fellow Ugly LARPers\u003cbr\u003eB238. Noisecore For The Instagram Clout\u003cbr\u003eB239. Dark Highwayman, Encountered At Dusk Upon His Steed Named Sempai\u003cbr\u003eB240. Remembering When Sawblade Threatened To Strangle Me When I Was 19\u003cbr\u003eB241. Getting Fired From My Job As A DJ At A Bar For Playing The Traci Lords Loves Noise Reissue On Breathing Problem\u003cbr\u003eB242. I Got Cum All Over My Lone Wolf Audio Maggot Stomp Collab Distortion Pedal T-Shirt So I Ordered Another One\u003cbr\u003eB243. Using The Blood On The Eerified Catacomb Cassette To Make A Clone Of U.E. And Have My Own Pet Hypebeast Nekro Black Metal Machine\u003cbr\u003eB244. Making Fun Of Other Bands To Hide My Rage That No One Likes My Band\u003cbr\u003eB245. Smashing Your Head Into A Master Sword Replica After Laughing At How Stupid A New Infernal Legions Of Mordor Song Is\u003cbr\u003eB246. Having Gorenoise Tapes From Breathing Problem Productions Delivered To My Job\u003cbr\u003eB247. Are You Really Vibing Or Are You Just Giving Off Deadly Levels Of Ionizing Radiation?\u003cbr\u003eB248. We All Have Mustaches Now\u003cbr\u003eB249. Mute The Sword\u003cbr\u003eB250. We're Tall, You Aren't \u003cbr\u003eB251. Oh, Great, Another Band With Parker Lawson Doing Vocals\u003cbr\u003eB252. Temporary Secretary By Paul McCartney Started Egg Punk\u003cbr\u003eB253. We Need More Death Metal Distortion Pedals\u003cbr\u003eB254. Matt, \"Peavey\", Perrin Has A Gun\u003cbr\u003eB255. I Have A VHS Collection Instead Of A Personality\u003cbr\u003eB256. Kinkshaming Someone For Listening To Brainbombs\u003cbr\u003eB257. A Horsedrawn Carriage Full Of Ass\u003cbr\u003eB258. Buzzword Death Metal\u003cbr\u003eB259. Who Do I Have To Make Fun Of At The Dallas Observer To Finally Get Them To Notice Us?\u003cbr\u003eB260. What Isn't Beneath Tom G. Warrior's Beanie\u003cbr\u003eB261. Going To Tennessee To Finally Beat The Shit Out Of Thrashhard08\u003cbr\u003eB262. Infertile Hails\u003cbr\u003eB263. Avantasia Wrote A Power Ballad About Incest\u003cbr\u003eB264. Pickles Strutting His Noisecore Clout With A Trans Am\u003cbr\u003eB265. How Quickly Will Any Of The Guest Performers On This Regret Being On This Tape?\u003cbr\u003eB266. Giant Ass Sword\u003cbr\u003eB267. The Only Way To Escape The Grip Of Longmont Potion Castle Is Death\u003cbr\u003eB268. This Skullet Is A Poor Attempt To Cover This Red Neck\u003cbr\u003eB269. Qui-Gon Epstein\u003cbr\u003eB270. Deadbeat Disrocker Dad\u003cbr\u003eB271. War Metal Gauntlet With A Rail Of Blow\u003cbr\u003eB272. Who Is This Strange Man Who Entered My Keep With A Garment That Reads \"RATLORD\"\u003cbr\u003eB273. Anal Cunt Song Titles That Unfortunately Live Rent Free In My Head\u003cbr\u003eB274. Bald Larry Correcting Me About The Avantasia Incest Song\u003cbr\u003eB275. Highest Regarded Opinions Of The Tech Death Guitar Player\u003cbr\u003eB276. Black Metal Finsta\u003cbr\u003eB277. Dr. Alican Koc\u003cbr\u003eB278. Thank Fuck The Nerve In This Tooth Finally Died\u003cbr\u003eB279. Consuming My Slain Enemy's Heart For His Courage, His Brain For His Intelligence, And Eating His Ass\u003cbr\u003eB280. Getting Brain Juices All Over My Livestream Blood Incantation Shirt While Getting A COVID Test\u003cbr\u003eB281. You Play In A Perverse Homage Raw Black Metal Band\u003cbr\u003eB282. There Is A Box In The Back Of My Bedroom Closet With Dollar Signs Drawn All Over It With Nothing But Mark Winter Demos In It\u003cbr\u003eB283. A Trashbag Full Of Blow To Be Delivered To The War Metal Band\u003cbr\u003eB284. We're All Poseurs (Especially You)\u003cbr\u003eB285. Allegiance Formed With Mountain Of Smoke In The Realms Of Meatcraft\u003cbr\u003eB286. Dick Armor\u003cbr\u003eB287. Fully Erect Alchemist\u003cbr\u003eB288. Your Aluminum Guitar Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore\u003cbr\u003eB289. My Ass Is A Furnace\u003cbr\u003eB290. O Thank Thee, Guardian Of Metal\u003cbr\u003eB291. You Listen To Discharge\u003cbr\u003eB292. A Goblin Swinging A Sack Full Of Quarters\u003cbr\u003eB293. Great Another Smelly Asshole Who Thinks Video Violence Is A Good Movie Telling Me That Hereditary Sucks\u003cbr\u003eB294. Charles Entertainment Knowles, Top Fan\u003cbr\u003eB295. You Play Math Rock (And You Suck At It Too)\u003cbr\u003eB296. You Told Me 'Look Man, I Put Out Records And Tour' But You Still Can't Write A Riff\u003cbr\u003eB297. Getting Targeted Ads For The Thicc AT\u0026amp;T Girl\u003cbr\u003eB298. Razor Girl From Brutal Legend Based Sexual Fantasy\u003cbr\u003eB299. If You’re Looking For Riffs In Contemporary Music And You Listen To Punk, I Have Bad News For You\u003cbr\u003eB300. You Listen To Death Metal (And You Smell Like It Too)\u003cbr\u003eB301. I Got A Friend Request From The Guitarist Of Devourment\u003cbr\u003eB302. You Listen To Opeth\u003cbr\u003eB303. Hanging Out In The Alley Behind J\u0026amp;J's With A Bunch Of Stupid Fucking Metalheads Listening To Celtic Frost\u003cbr\u003eB304. Crust Fund Kids Saying They \"Don't Even Like Money!\" All The Way To Their Parent's Bank\u003cbr\u003eB305. Having To Wear A Diaper When You Listen To Disembowelment Because You Keep Shitting Yourself \u003cbr\u003eB306. Telling Pantera Fans The South Won't Rise Again\u003cbr\u003eB307. My Wizard Hat, Taking To The Wind, Revealing My Bald Spot To The World\u003cbr\u003eB308. I Have My Very Own Lime Scooter And A Sword, Fear My Whimsy\u003cbr\u003eB309. Hitting The Character Limit On Bandcamp Song Titles\u003cbr\u003eB310. Derik The Hobbit\u003cbr\u003eB311. Imagine, If You Will, Rick Wakeman Wearing A Cape\u003cbr\u003eB312. It Smells Like Loneliness In Here\u003cbr\u003eB313. Explaining Anal Cunt To My Boss\u003cbr\u003eB314. If You Enjoyed Watching The Movie Martyrs, You Are A Bad Person\u003cbr\u003eB315. In Other News I Made A Noise Musician Mad On Twitter\u003cbr\u003eB316. This Isn't An Elf Cosplay, I Just Look Like This\u003cbr\u003eB317. The Only Time Anyone Cares About When You Pick Up An Instrument Is When You're Playing Cover Songs\u003cbr\u003eB318. The Reviews Are In\u003cbr\u003eB319. I Am A Late Game Boss That Is Hinted At For Two Thirds Of The Game That Has A Rare One Of One Loot Drop\u003cbr\u003eB320. Matt \"Peavey\" Perrin Demands To Be Sponsored\u003cbr\u003eB321. I Can't Believe Sleep Made A Career Off Of Ripping Off Sweet Leaf\u003cbr\u003eB322. Fremen For Vengeance\u003cbr\u003eB323. How Many Of Those Facebook Likes Did Your Band Have To Buy?\u003cbr\u003eB324. Being A Gatekeeper Fucking Rules\u003cbr\u003eB325. Starving For A Thirst Trap\u003cbr\u003eB326. Oh Good, The Blood Funnel\u003cbr\u003eB327. At Night, My Eldritch Supercomputer Crawls Under The Covers For Warmth\u003cbr\u003eB328. Selling My Punk Demos Before The Hype Dies Down And Getting Premium Prices On Discogs\u003cbr\u003eB329. You Listen To Iced Earth\u003cbr\u003eB330. Sometimes I Just Re-Read This List Of Song Titles, Not For Fun, But Because I Have Very Little Going On In My Life\u003cbr\u003eB331. Fancy Delights Ov The Void\u003cbr\u003eB332. Someone Stop Oyabun666 From Listing Every Punk Bandcamp Release on Discogs, No One Cares\u003cbr\u003eB333. Frozen Soul Weightlifting In Eternal Champion Merch\u003cbr\u003eB334. The Eldritch And Horrifying Mating Calls Of The Denizens Of 'Dega\u003cbr\u003eB335. The Lasting Legacy Of The Aughts Punk Band That Put Out a Demo, An EP And Only Played Fests\u003cbr\u003eB336. For Some Fucking Reason, I HAVE To Be THE Most Metal Person At this Estate Sale\u003cbr\u003eB337. Watching The Incel Uprising Tank The Stock Market\u003cbr\u003eB338. Another Song Where We Use Our Favorite Word, Eldritch, In The Title\u003cbr\u003eB339. You Play A PRS\u003cbr\u003eB340. Pounding Beers With The Goblin\u003cbr\u003eB341. Christopher Lee If You Are Out There And Can Hear Me: Please Haunt Me\u003cbr\u003eB342. Keep Your Mage Hand Strong\u003cbr\u003eB343. No One Asked Steven Wilson For Those Remixes\u003cbr\u003eB344. Hypnotized By ANTIFA Temptresses\u003cbr\u003eB345. Deep Within The Eternal Chambers Of The Pizza Dungeon\u003cbr\u003eB346. Unfriending Me On Facebook Won't Make Folk Punk Good\u003cbr\u003eB347. I'm Gonna Fight Froggy Fresh\u003cbr\u003eB348. Another Song To Flex Our Obscure Horror Knowledge By Sampling Bloodsuckers From Outer Space\u003cbr\u003eB349. Punk Goes...Country\u003cbr\u003eB350. It's Always Sunn O))) In Philadelphia\u003cbr\u003eB351. Fear Is The Painkiller\u003cbr\u003eB352. We're Available On I Heart Radio\u003cbr\u003eB353. You Listen To Comfy Synth\u003cbr\u003eB354. Asking The Owner Of Recycled Permission To (Continue To) Haunt Recycled When I Die\u003cbr\u003eB355. Sick Caveman Riffs\u003cbr\u003eB356. I Would Die 1000 Deaths For Texas Michael, Esq\u003cbr\u003eB357. Don't You Hate It When Assholes Break The Magickal Blood Seal\u003cbr\u003eB358. I Spit On Your Graveland\u003cbr\u003eB359. I Am Not Pausing Neil Young To Listen To This\u003cbr\u003eB360. Givin' Them Ghosts A Show\u003cbr\u003eB361. You Play In A Youth Crew Band\u003cbr\u003eB362. True Black Metal\u003cbr\u003eB363. Your Grandma Doesn't Need To Die Because You Couldn't Wait To See Ruptured Goat Anus Gurgle About Sexual Assault\u003cbr\u003eB364. Are You Aware Of The Power Of Shadows?\u003cbr\u003eB365. Keep Your Blade Held Aloft\u003cbr\u003eB366. I Screamed These Vocals Into A Sword\u003cbr\u003eB367. Livin' La Vida Don Vito\u003cbr\u003eB368. Cockblocked By A Self Proclaimed Shaman\u003cbr\u003eB369. You're Bleeding And I'm Tired\u003cbr\u003eB370. You Listen To 80's Yes\u003cbr\u003eB371. We Are Three Hundred And Three Songs In, Take A Break, You've Earned It Weary Traveler, You Are Almost There.\u003cbr\u003eB372. (Where Did) N.T.S.B. Fuckin' Go\u003cbr\u003eB373. Automatically Spawned With Blade In Hand\u003cbr\u003eB374. Townie Punks Fuck Off\u003cbr\u003eB375. Oh Man, Your True Crime And Bondage Themed Power Electronics Bands Must Get You All The Girls Huh Champ?\u003cbr\u003eB376. Anything Is A Musical Instrument If You Tape A Contact Mic To It, Duh\u003cbr\u003eB377. Not To Get Political Or Anything But Absurd Fucking Sucks\u003cbr\u003eB378. Wow, I Really Can't Believe You Have Listened To This Whole Fucking Thing. Whatever Sinks Your Ship\u003cbr\u003eB379. Amber Is The Colour Of My Anime \/ The Closing Ceremonies\u003cbr\u003eC1. You Will Never Be Top Fan \u003cbr\u003eC2. 69 Songs\u003cbr\u003eC3. Crimson Flood Spewing From The Ruptured Acne Vagarous \u003cbr\u003eC4. Ascertain Thineself A Berth With A Duvet Cover, Cease The Playing Of The Emo Phonographs, Then, Perhaps A Female Will Give You Audience, You Fetid Weakling \u003cbr\u003eC5. Foul Enchantress Extracting Seminal Fluids From My Gargantuan Rod For Diabolical Sorcery Conducted In The Abhorrent Crepuscule \u003cbr\u003eC6. False Individuals Claiming To Be Eldritch And Outlandish, Despite Their Output Being Middling At Best\u003cbr\u003eC7. As An Administrator On Encyclopedia Metallum; The Metal Archives, My Very Own Conjecture On The Stylings Of Alternative Music Are Unerring\u003cbr\u003eC8. The Trepidation Concerning My Own Demise At The Metacarpals Of A Fluid Soaked Punchinello \u003cbr\u003eC9. Fred Durst Is An Improved Rebellious Songwriter Than Any Of You Leather Clad Punks \u003cbr\u003eC10. Gamers Sit Down\u003cbr\u003eC11. Nocturnal Emissions Originating In A Carnal Hallucination Enmeshed With Visions Of Matt Berry As The Personification Of Jackie Daytona Slapping My Hams\u003cbr\u003eC12. Blissful Passage From This Macabre Simulation Into The Realm Beyond, Which Is Entirely Populated With Buxom Mistresses Armed With The Most Exceptional Swords \u003cbr\u003eC13. The Fragrance Of The Most Splendid Spaghetti Emanating From The Wretched Taco Bell Excrement Issued From My Bulbous Anus\u003cbr\u003eC14. Bat With A Nail In It\u003cbr\u003eC15. You Can Drive My Truck, Just Don't Touch My Stereo\u003cbr\u003eC16. Revisiting An Old Idea: George W Bush Garfield Drawing\u003cbr\u003eC17. Marco Polo But Instead Of Saying Marco \/ Polo You Say Scully \/ Mulder And You Both Close Your Eyes And Run Around In Circles In A Cornfield.\u003cbr\u003eC18. Buy A Motorcycle On Credit\u003cbr\u003eC19. What’s The Deal With Wine??? What’s Wrong With A Nice Can Of Piss??\u003cbr\u003eC20. Brainbombs But Kermit Voice\u003cbr\u003eC21. Seeking Elopement Dot Com\u003cbr\u003eC22. Golden Hour Is The Best Hour To Get Drunk While Pretending To Read A Book By The Window\u003cbr\u003eC23.  Life Is A Three Way Switch For Me.\u003cbr\u003eC24. The Settings Are \"I Want To Die\", \"I Want To Do Something Stupid\", And \"I Feel Like God\".\u003cbr\u003eC25. Next To The Switch Is A Gas Pedal And It's Just Duct Taped Down\u003cbr\u003eC26. A Picture Is Worth One Thousand Words But Getty Images Will Only Accept $USD\u003cbr\u003eC27. Sitting Outside The Walmart That Banned Me In My Car, Exile On Main St Blasting, Crying... All These Deals Passing Me\u003cbr\u003eC28. What If I Hit A Couple Dingers\u003cbr\u003eC29. Never Trust A Smiling Cat\u003cbr\u003eC30. Big Fan Of The Irish Goodbye, Sometimes You've Just Gotta Wander Off\u003cbr\u003eC31. Face \/ Off Porn Parody Called Jerk \/ Off\u003cbr\u003eC32. Had A Dream I Went To The Jungle To Die\u003cbr\u003eC33. My Job At The Chocolate Factory Is To Contaminate Everything With Nuts\u003cbr\u003eC34. No Matter How Far An Ass May Travel, He Will Not Return Home A Horse! Amen\u003cbr\u003eC35. Mads Mikkelsen Teaches You How To Tie Your Shoes Asmr\u003cbr\u003eC36. New Meme Style: You Print It Out And Take A Photo Of Yourself Holding It. You Become The Meme.\u003cbr\u003eC37. New Yolk\u003cbr\u003eC38. So A Cop's Horse Can Shit In The Street But When I Try To It's All Like \"You're Under Arrest And I'm Disgusted With You\"??\u003cbr\u003eC39. Wilem Dafoe Mode\u003cbr\u003eC40. Can You Make Me Look Like David Koresh?\u003cbr\u003eC41. My Hair Is So Fucked And Curly Rn I Look Like David Koresh\u003cbr\u003eC42. I Need A Robot To Give Me A Haircut\u003cbr\u003eC43. What If You Also Went To A Barber To Trim Your Pubic Hair\u003cbr\u003eC44. On My Hands And Knees Behind A Running Car Rabidly Huffing The Fumes\u003cbr\u003eC45. Busting In My Camo Pants.\u003cbr\u003eC46. His App Has Got Me In A Trance.\u003cbr\u003eC47. Makes Me Do A Dance.\u003cbr\u003eC48. Look At Me Prance.\u003cbr\u003eC49. I Love Romance.\u003cbr\u003eC50. Take My Payment In Advance.\u003cbr\u003eC51. God I Love The Internet\u003cbr\u003eC52. I Actually Wrote True Detective Season 1, That Other Guy Took It From Me\u003cbr\u003eC53. Life's Hard But I'm Not (I'm Flaccid Rn)\u003cbr\u003eC54. Hell Yeah I'm A Member Of The Iron Workers Union, I Lay Pipe!!\u003cbr\u003eC55. If I Die In A Freak Accident Delete My Drafts\u003cbr\u003eC56. Lifting Dumbbells In Front Of A Banks Front Doors - No One Is Going To Fucking Bank Today\u003cbr\u003eC57. What Do You Mean I'm Under Arrest?? This Is A Heat (1995) Cosplay Outfit!\u003cbr\u003eC58. British Yoda\u003cbr\u003eC59. Waging A War Against My Central Nervous System Today By Lifting Heavy Weights\u003cbr\u003eC60. If You Try To Surprise Me After 8pm I Hope You Like Being Struck With Force\u003cbr\u003eC61. Sun's Going Down So Put On Neil And Put That Fly Fishing Rod Away\u003cbr\u003eC62. Socially Distanced Blowjob\u003cbr\u003eC63. The First Title Is About The Sexuality Of The Free Market.\u003cbr\u003eC64. Wish I Could Just Wear Coveralls All Day And Hangout In A Studio Fucking Around\u003cbr\u003eC65. Leave The Gun, Take The Ravioli\u003cbr\u003eC66. Hot Dog Stand But They Sell Expensive Stationary (No Hot Dogs)\u003cbr\u003eC67. The Doors But They're Polish\u003cbr\u003eC68. Keanu Sex Scene In Cyberpunk Was A Letdown - No Hog Visible.\u003cbr\u003eC69. I'm Sick And I Have A Bad Case Of The Farts\u003cbr\u003eC70. A Penis Is Like A Small T-shirt Cannon\u003cbr\u003eC71. Hey Yeah Can I Get An Xfile?\u003cbr\u003eC72. Jeff Dunham And Ray Romano Hold Guns To Each Others Heads\u003cbr\u003eC73. Official Brainbombs Etsy\u003cbr\u003eC74. Us Soldier Captured By Enemy And Forced To Eat Papa John's Pizza\u003cbr\u003eC75. Proof About The Pyramids If Anyone's Interested In How They Were Built\u003cbr\u003eC76. This Is A Posting Spree And I Will Not Be Stopped\u003cbr\u003eC77. Catholic School Teacher Wearing A Burzum Shirt\u003cbr\u003eC78. I'm In The Yard Listening To Undergang, Smashing Rocks With A Hammer.\u003cbr\u003eC79. I Need Someone To Take Me To The Hospital Asap\u003cbr\u003eC80. I'm Shadowbanned From Krate For Rating An Oasis Album 1 Star\u003cbr\u003eC81. Please Send Gold\u003cbr\u003eC82. This One's For You (Whoever's Reading This): Keep It Up, I Believe In You!\u003cbr\u003eC83. 8000 Songs\u003cbr\u003eC84. Introduction: Gathering Around The Light Of The Fire As The Unearthly And Benevolent Spirits Of The Forest Join Us In This Magik Night\u003cbr\u003eC85. My Elf Ears Melted In My Car \u003cbr\u003eC86. Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art\u003cbr\u003eC87. At The Risk Of Taking A Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is A Very Bad Band\u003cbr\u003eC88. Getting Frostbite During The Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos\u003cbr\u003eC89. Don't Tempt Me Frodo!\u003cbr\u003eC90. Awaken Me When The Time Is Appropriate To Listen To Type O Negative\u003cbr\u003eC91. Venom Enema\u003cbr\u003eC92. The Frozen One Awaits\u003cbr\u003eC93. Beefcakes Without Borders\u003cbr\u003eC94. Nothing More Punk Than A Fast, Casual Italian Eatery\u003cbr\u003eC95. The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered In The Tongues Of The Old Ones By My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry\u003cbr\u003eC96. Mamma's Selling A Line 6\t\u003cbr\u003eC97. Professor Snape, The World's Favorite Incel\t\u003cbr\u003eC98. The Gate Of No Return\u003cbr\u003eC99. The Noise Gate Of No Return\u003cbr\u003eC100. My Former Life As A Poser\u003cbr\u003eC101. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy\u003cbr\u003eC102. Diesel Boner\t\u003cbr\u003eC103. Really, How Long Does It Take To Test A Fucking Compression Pedal??\u003cbr\u003eC104. Tormented And Coerced Into Performing A Live Ritual By An Eldritch Forest Spirit, A Pair Of Ghouls And A Weeb\u003cbr\u003eC105. How Can I Be Punk When I Have A Severe Skin Allergy To Nickel\t\u003cbr\u003eC106. Freebasing Cringe\u003cbr\u003eC107. I Wish My Life Had More Of A Thulean Perspective\u003cbr\u003eC108. Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning In Hell\u003cbr\u003eC109. Catfishing Viper\t\u003cbr\u003eC110. Cognitive Ball Therapy\u003cbr\u003eC111. Researching The Legality Of Cannibalism\u003cbr\u003eC112. Entering And Leaving The Garage Waiting For The Random Encounter Peavey To Spawn\t\u003cbr\u003eC113. Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City\t\u003cbr\u003eC114. Cursed To Listen To Untold Hours Of King Crimson In The Lair Of Count Progula\u003cbr\u003eC115. Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, \"You Ever Heard Behemoth?\"\u003cbr\u003eC116. Buying A Gun From The Drummer Of Savatage\t\u003cbr\u003eC117. Having A Random Encounter With Lord Wurm In Recycled, To Have Him Babble Something Insane And Give You An S Rank Quest\u003cbr\u003eC118. Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)\t\u003cbr\u003eC119. Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021\t\u003cbr\u003eC120. Wolves In The Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2)\t\u003cbr\u003eC121. Being A Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning The Cum Out Of The Grooves On Your Meat Shits Records\t\u003cbr\u003eC122. The Worst Part Of Being An Nsbm Fan (Other Than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having To Pretend That Absurd Is A Good Band\u003cbr\u003eC123. Like A Macabre Rail Of Silly String A Footlong Cord Of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus\t\u003cbr\u003eC124. And On That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size\u003cbr\u003eC125. Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young\t\u003cbr\u003eC126. Becoming A Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else To Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled\u003cbr\u003eC127. You'll Cowards Won't Even Play In Standard Tuning\u003cbr\u003eC128. Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play An Open E)\u003cbr\u003eC129. Ancient Sword Of The Meth King\u003cbr\u003eC130. I'm Going To Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, And I Will Win\u003cbr\u003eC131. Successfully Cyberbullied A Child\u003cbr\u003eC132. Save A Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker\u003cbr\u003eC133. Do You Believe In Magick (Spelled With A \"K\")?\u003cbr\u003eC134. Aerosmith By Choice\u003cbr\u003eC135. Another Wampyric And Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like The Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On\u003cbr\u003eC136. That Mountain Goats Song About A Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat\t\u003cbr\u003eC137. Jackhammer Dildo\t\u003cbr\u003eC138. Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me A Desirable Person And Fun To Talk To At Parties\t\u003cbr\u003eC139. An Onslaught Of Rotting Monkeys\u003cbr\u003eC140. Giving My Album Art The Color Palette Of Black, White And Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What The Goat Wasn't Enough Of A Giveaway?)\t\u003cbr\u003eC141. Wretched Crotchspawn Of A Belligerent Oogle\t\u003cbr\u003eC142. Larry Is Bald\t\u003cbr\u003eC143. Cum Ghost\u003cbr\u003eC144. The House That Beef Built\t\u003cbr\u003eC145. Time To Start Bullying NFT Artists\t\u003cbr\u003eC146. Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics\u003cbr\u003eC147. A Snake With A Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole\u003cbr\u003eC148. I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries\u003cbr\u003eC149. A Group Of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred To As A \"Pawn Shop\"\u003cbr\u003eC150. Honor Guard Of Black Kittens Guide Me As I Carry This Pile Of Bones Home\u003cbr\u003eC151. If You Feel Your Rectum Begin To Leak Feel Free To Challenge Me To A Battle Of Intellects On Facebook\u003cbr\u003eC152. Eno-Pilled\u003cbr\u003eC153. Morgan's Song\u003cbr\u003eC154. An Ode To All The Small Creatures Of The Night (And Their Mystic Weapons)\u003cbr\u003eC155. 2nd Split In A Year With A Garry Brents Band, Epic \u003cbr\u003eC156. Frozen Soul Left The Damn Air Conditioner On Again\u003cbr\u003eC157. Gary's March \/ I Hench For No Man \u003cbr\u003eC158. Sudden And Total Loss Of Shpadoinkle\u003cbr\u003eC159. The Wild And Severe Psychosis Of The Blonde Brother\u003cbr\u003eC160. Sip-Sip-Sipiin' On That Sweet Wine In Charles Brown's Pocket\u003cbr\u003eC161. The Reviews Are In\u003cbr\u003eC162. Listen To Your Albino Sidekick\u003cbr\u003eC163. Murdering Glam Rock Legends\u003cbr\u003eC164. Once In High School I Got Dosed With Psychedelics And I Loved Pizza\u003cbr\u003eC165. Fred Durst Is An Improved Rebellious Songwriter Than Any Of You Leather Clad Punks\u003cbr\u003eC166. 148 Songs About Getting Lost In The Misty Woods\u003cbr\u003eC167. Cheese Crimes\u003cbr\u003eC168. Why Yes, My Dick Is Fucking Small\u003cbr\u003eC169. The Night We Whupped Two Knight's Ass\u003cbr\u003eC179. Rushing To The Defense Of Hypebeast Death Metal Bands\u003cbr\u003eD1. Introduction; The Season Of The Witch\u003cbr\u003eD2. Bitten By The Sumatran Rat Monkey\u003cbr\u003eD3. Chainsawed Through Your Rotten Jaw\u003cbr\u003eD4. Torn Apart For The Reason Of Reanimation\u003cbr\u003eD5. It's Not Over Until The Bloodsoaked Teenager Says It Is\u003cbr\u003eD6. Alien Force Possessing Farmers To Insatiable Bloodlust\u003cbr\u003eD7. Cooler Full Of Unearthly Abominations Hungry For Flesh\u003cbr\u003eD8. The Eye Is The Window To The Gory Pits Of Hell\u003cbr\u003eD9. Haunted House Strewn With Frat Boy Guts\u003cbr\u003eD10. Resurrection Of The Muldoon Man\u003cbr\u003eD11. Midas Touch Of Rapid Decomposition\u003cbr\u003eD12. Wendigo's Chilli Con Carnival\u003cbr\u003eD13. Shengar's Legion Of The Living Dead\u003cbr\u003eD14. Stop Killing The Dead, The Living Deserve It\u003cbr\u003eD15. Gutted By A T-Rex\u003cbr\u003eD16. Too Healthy To Live\u003cbr\u003eD17. Ripped From The Womb\u003cbr\u003eD18. Great Value Midwestern Zombies\u003cbr\u003eD19. Shetaar Goddess Of Gore And The Night\u003cbr\u003eD20. The Worst Person On Earth\u003cbr\u003eD21. Chained To A Tree And Snot Running Free\u003cbr\u003eD22. Cult Of Gay Cannibals\u003cbr\u003eD23. Psychedelic Brain Slug\u003cbr\u003eD24. Following The Chunks Of A Dying Frat Boy To A Fistfull Of Buckshot\u003cbr\u003eD25. The Horror Nerd Saves The Day\u003cbr\u003eD26. Through The Silver Screen, Mutating Right In Front Of You\u003cbr\u003eD27. Beware Of Posh British Werewolves\u003cbr\u003eD28. Spirits Of The Sand\u003cbr\u003eD29. Cursed Valley Of The Devilwitch\u003cbr\u003eD30. Aligned Deaths, Vengeance From Beyond\u003cbr\u003eD31. Great Value George Romero\u003cbr\u003eD32. Western Showdown, With Vampires And A Truck\u003cbr\u003eD33. Valley Girls At The End Of The World\u003cbr\u003eD34. Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 1\u003cbr\u003eD35. Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 2\u003cbr\u003eD36. Ringworm Infested Hillfolk Consumed By A Boar\u003cbr\u003eD37. Surprisingly Tasteful Movie Being Sampled On This EP\u003cbr\u003eD38. Split Up The Middle By Slugman\u003cbr\u003eD39. Condemnation Of The Righteous And Sinners Alike\u003cbr\u003eD40. The Slippery Rich Eat The Poor\u003cbr\u003eD41. From The Future To Murder The Past (Not About The Terminator)\u003cbr\u003eD42. The Wise Words Of The Tobacco Man\u003cbr\u003eD43. Two Ways To Half A Boomer\u003cbr\u003eD44. Nicholas Cage Drug Fueled Fury\u003cbr\u003eD45. Necrophiliac At The Micmac Burial Ground\u003cbr\u003eD46. Where's My Hug At?\u003cbr\u003eD47. The Sample Is The Only Good Part Of This Dogshit Slasher\u003cbr\u003eD48. The Bloodsoaked Girl That Escaped From Patrick Stewart's Brain\u003cbr\u003eD49. The Sign Is Warning You\u003cbr\u003eD50. The Line That Defined Tom Atkins' Career\u003cbr\u003eD51. Snakehand And Its Penchant For The Human Jaw\u003cbr\u003eD52. Mom Can We Stop And Get Evil Dead? No We Have Evil Dead At Home. Evil Dead At Home.\u003cbr\u003eD53. The Ravings Of The Gemini Killer\u003cbr\u003eD54. Reasons To Be Wary Of Goths\u003cbr\u003eD55. Satanic Grandmothers Disembowel Their Worthless Family\u003cbr\u003eD56. There Were Slugs In This Shot Of Malort\u003cbr\u003eD57. Not In Front Of The Mutants!\u003cbr\u003eD58. Shimmering Goo That Eats You!\u003cbr\u003eD59. They Brought Back The Star To Explode\u003cbr\u003eD60. Little Shit Becomes An Assistant Serial Killer\u003cbr\u003eD61. Fleshprison Of Inter Galactic Serial Killer\u003cbr\u003eD62. Aging Beauty Pays The Price Of Pride And Vanity\u003cbr\u003eD63. Melting Chunks Of Hobo\u003cbr\u003eD64. Degenerate Yelling Teenagers\u003cbr\u003eD65. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Meets The Terminator\u003cbr\u003eD66. Texan, Southern Fried Henry\u003cbr\u003eD67. The Most Obvious Sample From This Alarmingly Horny Movie\u003cbr\u003eD68. Alien Hacked To Pieces By Oscar Award Winning Director\u003cbr\u003eD69. Outro; Return Of The Witch\u003cbr\u003eD70. The Ritual Is Underway\u003cbr\u003eD71. Good Boy Versus The Ace Hardware\u003cbr\u003eD72. I REDACTED Robert Dethrage With My Rainbow Painted AR-15\u003cbr\u003eD73. Bald Larry Suggesting We Make A NFT, Fuck Him\u003cbr\u003eD74. John Petrucci Is Confused About The Distinct Lack Of Female Dream Theater Fans\u003cbr\u003eD75. Liking Bolt Thrower Doesn't Automatically Mean I'm A Nerd And Like Warhammer Does It?\u003cbr\u003eD76. You Smell Like Salami\u003cbr\u003eD77. Making An Sov Movie To Finally Be Made Fun Of By Colton From Rm\u003cbr\u003eD78. Slicing A Bigger Asshole With A Scythe\u003cbr\u003eD79. Truck Full Of Bubbas\u003cbr\u003eD80. The Wound Planet Has An Asteroid Belt\u003cbr\u003eD81. If You Meet Danny Conrad, At Tom's Daqueri, He Will Show You Where The Treasure Is\u003cbr\u003eD82. You Have Sideburns\u003cbr\u003eD83. Can I Buy Coffee In Denton, Texas (Ethically)\u003cbr\u003eD84. God I Can't Believe People Are Still Doing The Thing I Don't Like\u003cbr\u003eD85. Aggressive Stargazing \u003cbr\u003eD86. Those Crystals Won't Remove Your Curse, They're Time Travel Crystals\u003cbr\u003eD87. Poisoning A Psychic Vampire\u003cbr\u003eD88. Hank Hill Stole My Sword\u003cbr\u003eD89. You Are A DJ\u003cbr\u003eD90. Goblin Taxidermy\u003cbr\u003eD91. Forbidden Elf Glizzy\u003cbr\u003eD92. So Where Are The Penis Enlargement Crystals?\u003cbr\u003eD93. I Can See That Hot Sauce Senior Didn't Teach You Any Manors\u003cbr\u003eD94. Please Take The Hook Off Before Sex\u003cbr\u003eD95. Seance With An A.I.\u003cbr\u003eD96. Extinction Level Event At Anime Expo\u003cbr\u003eD97. I Threw The Dead Rat At Full Of Hell\u003cbr\u003eD98. Setting The Vibe By Playing Needle Exchange's 2018 Classic, \"Kill Them All With Fentanyl\"\u003cbr\u003eD99. I Don't Care For The Government But I Do Believe In Mandatory Background Checks For Selling Punks Chorus Pedals\u003cbr\u003eD100. I'm Not A Necrophile, I'm A Necromancer \u003cbr\u003eD101. Matt \"Peavey\" Perrin Luring You Into His Lair To Feed You Braums And Force You To Watch Shit That Fucks\u003cbr\u003eD102. Ruptured Goat Anus Wants To Do A Split With Us (We're Good)\u003cbr\u003eD103. Please Stop Asking Us To Play Shows\u003cbr\u003eD104. You Play In Deep Ellum\u003cbr\u003eD105. Black Magick: The NSBM Of Wizardry\u003cbr\u003eD106. Encountering A Witch In Winco, Accepting The Crystal Gift And Immediately Shitting Myself\u003cbr\u003eD107. Mountain Dew Caudron \u003cbr\u003eD108. Charles Fucking Knowles II: Shred Season\u003cbr\u003eD109. You Eat At Whataburger\u003cbr\u003eD110. They Say There's Magick In The Air\u003cbr\u003eD111. Asking A Telemarketer If They “Fear Death Yet Also Long For It?”\u003cbr\u003eD112. Hardcore Kids Playing Death Metal\u003cbr\u003eD113. Orb To Ponder In One Hand, Shotgun In The Other\u003cbr\u003eD114. Chekhov's Battle Axe\u003cbr\u003eD115. State Sanctioned Furries\u003cbr\u003eD116. Department Of Defense Spiritual Warrior Contractor\u003cbr\u003eD117. Hey, I Know That We Stole A Disfigured Corpse From The Morgue\u003cbr\u003eD118. Then We Brought It To A Cemetery To Perform A Satanic Ritual On It Beneath The Full Moon\u003cbr\u003eD119. But We're Now In This Abandoned Mansion Where We Found A Satanic Spell Book\u003cbr\u003eD120. So Don't Tell Me You're \"Too Creeped Out\" To Have Sex Here?\u003cbr\u003eD121. Psychic War Draft Dodger\u003cbr\u003eD122. Ruining Dylan From Full Of Hell's Career By Making Him Guest On Our Tapes\u003cbr\u003eD123. Reanimated Miscarriage The Youth Attack Of Noisecore\u003cbr\u003eD124. Elevator Music For Evil Gnomes\u003cbr\u003eD125. Dad Wanted A Football Stud, He Got A Sorcerer\u003cbr\u003eD126. Bringing My Eight String Guitar On My Date And Playing Meshuggah Riffs Is A Real Panty Dropper\u003cbr\u003eD127. Mom Took My Sword Away\u003cbr\u003eD128. Noisecore Money\u003cbr\u003eD129. You Watch Obscure Horror Movies\u003cbr\u003eD130. Kill A Cop, Better Crops\u003cbr\u003eD131. You've Got No Friends So You Might As Well Start A Dungeon Synth Project\u003cbr\u003eD132. You Keep Asking Trans Siberian Orchestra To Play Savatage Songs\u003cbr\u003eD133. Lloyd Kaufman Made Fun Of Me For Collecting VHS\u003cbr\u003eD134. She Totally Crawled Out Of That New Hole\u003cbr\u003eD135. I Bled On A Keyboard And Fried It\u003cbr\u003eD136. Vampyryc Scyences\u003cbr\u003eD137. You Modify Your Orders At Taco Bell\u003cbr\u003eD138. The Battel Rages On\u003cbr\u003eE1. Calm \u0026amp; Ethereal Morning\u003cbr\u003eE2. True Black Metal\u003cbr\u003eE3. Take A Rest\u003cbr\u003eE4. Eno Pilled\u003cbr\u003eE5. Castle Siege\u003cbr\u003eE6. Drone Ov Battel\u003cbr\u003eE7. 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